Alabama Gridiron Loyalty

Crimson Tide quarterback Ty Simpson turned down HUGE NIL deals—we're talking $4-6.5 million from rival schools—to AVOID the transfer portal. He felt ditching Bama would tarnish his legacy. Guess some things are worth more than cold, hard cash!

Slap Fight Smackdown: Alabama Says NO

State Senator Gerald Allen is swinging into action to ban slap fighting in Alabama. He's calling it out for what it is: dangerous, brain-rattling combat. Protect your head, folks!

Hillary's Headed for a Showdown?

Hillary Clinton's reportedly planning to ignore a subpoena related to Jeffrey Epstein. Will she risk getting held in contempt? Seems the Clintons are forever dodging responsibility.

Bird is the Word?

Remember when Trump apparently flipped off a heckler at a Ford plant? The White House says his reaction was "appropriate." The worker who shouted insults got suspended. Free speech or just plain rude? You decide.

Montgomery Mayhem: Tuberville Calls for the Guard

Senator Tommy Tuberville wants the National Guard in Montgomery, claiming it's a "war zone." He’s blaming Democrats for being soft on crime, while Mayor Steven Reed is busy raising money to fight Tuberville's plan. The political pot is stirring!

Feds Flee, Trump Cuts, ICE Raids

Federal prosecutors have resigned amidst calls to investigate the training of a woman who died after attempting to run over an officer. Trump is cutting funds to sanctuary cities, JD Vance is pointing fingers at leaders, and ICE is cracking down on illegal immigrant criminals in the Twin Cities.

Ivey's Swan Song: Boom Times in Bama

Governor Kay Ivey delivered her final State of the State address, boasting about $14.6 billion in capital investment and 9,000 new jobs in 2025. She's promising more economic growth, better schools, and raises for teachers. Not a bad final act!