Hold up, ChumCity citizens! It looks like Alabama is about to make slap fighting officially illegal. Senator Gerald Allen is pushing to write the ban into state law, and things are about to get real. Right now, the Alabama Athletic Commission already says "no way" to promoting, participating in, or even watching slap fights. But Senator Allen's bill, SB7, wants to take it a step further. It's like putting a giant "do not enter" sign on any future slap fighting shenanigans. Basically, Alabama sees slap fighting as unsafe and not part of what they consider legit combat sports. This bill would make sure nobody can sneak in any slap fighting events through loopholes or future rule changes. The Attorney General would get the power to shut down illegal slap fighting events with court orders. Plus, violators could face existing criminal penalties related to illegal combat. Ouch! Turns out, slap fighting isn't exactly brain-friendly. A study in JAMA Surgery found signs of concussion in a big chunk of slaps during matches. With no blocking allowed, it's just a recipe for potential head injuries. Not cool, dudes. While some states are trying to regulate slap fighting, Alabama is doubling down on the ban. SB7 is making sure that slap fighting stays firmly outside the realm of legal activities in the state. The bill is officially filed and will be making its way through the Senate process during the 2026 session. Stay tuned, ChumCity, because this slap fight ban could soon be set in stone!Slap Fighting About to Get a Permanent "No Slaps Allowed" Sign in Alabama!
The Smackdown on Slapping
Why the Ban-Hammer?
The Legal Lowdown
Brains Beware!
Alabama Says "Nope"
What's Next?
