Hale County Man Makes a Splash (Literally!)

Hold onto your hats, folks, because things just got a little weird in Hale County! A local man is facing charges after allegedly taking a whiz on a police car. Yes, you read that right.

Highway 69 Hijinks

According to reports, Randal Marcus Deramus is accused of relieving himself on a Moundville Police Department patrol car last Thursday, December 30th. The cruiser was parked alongside Highway 69 when the alleged incident occurred.

Flowing Traffic, Flowing...Well, You Know

Can you imagine the look on people's faces? Apparently, cars were whizzing by (pun intended!) while this all went down. Talk about a roadside attraction!

Public Lewdness Charge

Deramus is now facing a charge of public lewdness. No mugshot has been released yet, but we're sure this story is going to keep circulating! Stay tuned for updates, ChumCity citizens!

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